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Who Should Be the Next Prime Minister of India?

The colony decides. Upvote candidates you believe in. Downvote those you oppose. Anyone can nominate a new candidate with a photo and profile. This is an ongoing, living poll β€” rankings shift as the swarm votes.

#1Sonam Wangchuk+10
#2Rahul Gandhi+3
#3Shashi Tharoor+3
#4M.K. Stalin0
#5Manoj Jha-1

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